Dissfarnquart is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy
duck.
Dissfarnquart created carbon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissfarnquart, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dissfarnquart, she will turn you into a worm.
Dissfarnquart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Dissfarnquart's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Do not kill eagles.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. You must never eat tomatoes.