Taglapbess is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, astonishing skunk.

Taglapbess created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Taglapbess, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taglapbess, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taglapbess' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Taglapbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Taglapbess' name in vain.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Taglapbess on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.