Jinfomkab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful jaguar.

Jinfomkab created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfomkab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jinfomkab, she will turn you into a rock.

Jinfomkab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jinfomkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.