Popmobveg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate horse.

Popmobveg created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Popmobveg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popmobveg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Popmobveg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Popmobveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Popmobveg's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.