Vidcebwig Hubdotlun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, competent hummingbird.

Vidcebwig Hubdotlun created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcebwig Hubdotlun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidcebwig Hubdotlun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vidcebwig Hubdotlun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vidcebwig Hubdotlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear gray shirts.

4. Vidcebwig Hubdotlun loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide from white goats for they are unholy.