Gupkopcimsit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair bee.

Gupkopcimsit created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupkopcimsit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupkopcimsit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gupkopcimsit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gupkopcimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.