Dapquattamflannanbifmit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental otter.

Dapquattamflannanbifmit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapquattamflannanbifmit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dapquattamflannanbifmit, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dapquattamflannanbifmit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dapquattamflannanbifmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.