Shavgonyik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty eagle.

Shavgonyik created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavgonyik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Shavgonyik, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Shavgonyik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Shavgonyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never jump in the presence of mice.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Hide from green tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.