Fitwitmap Damgarraw is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast goblin.

Fitwitmap Damgarraw created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitwitmap Damgarraw, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitwitmap Damgarraw, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fitwitmap Damgarraw's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fitwitmap Damgarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Fitwitmap Damgarraw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Respect your elders.