Homhatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, emotional cobra.

Homhatsin created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homhatsin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Homhatsin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Homhatsin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Homhatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never hurt bats.