Sughudpib is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy goblin.

Sughudpib created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sughudpib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sughudpib, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sughudpib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sughudpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from violet monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Put Sughudpib first in all things.