Kanganbap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous sheep.

Kanganbap created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanganbap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kanganbap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kanganbap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kanganbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if eight seals approach from the east.

3. Put Kanganbap first in all things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.