Dut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent hamster.

Dut created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dut, he will turn you into a worm.

Dut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.