Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced zebra.

Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Bugyarlnillruttpasmaddam loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.