Nartfodlit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless coyote.

Nartfodlit created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nartfodlit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nartfodlit, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nartfodlit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nartfodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartfodlit.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.