Gignegbotstig is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, intelligent parrot.
Gignegbotstig created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gignegbotstig, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Gignegbotstig, she will have a low opinion of you.
Gignegbotstig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Gignegbotstig's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured squirrels.
2. Gignegbotstig loves sheep, so they must be respected.
3. You must love Gignegbotstig.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.