Mobcissfen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy faun.

Mobcissfen created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcissfen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mobcissfen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mobcissfen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mobcissfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to voles while wearing magenta hats.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Mobcissfen on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Respect your elders.