Dinnullunparkpitbastvenbed is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful slug.

Dinnullunparkpitbastvenbed created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dinnullunparkpitbastvenbed, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinnullunparkpitbastvenbed, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dinnullunparkpitbastvenbed's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dinnullunparkpitbastvenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Run away if four horses approach from the south.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.