Fetxendimbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak dog.

Fetxendimbug created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Fetxendimbug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetxendimbug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fetxendimbug's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fetxendimbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fetxendimbug on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.