Jigkemfun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring donkey.

Jigkemfun created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Jigkemfun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jigkemfun, she will strike you with lightening.

Jigkemfun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jigkemfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to moths while wearing indigo rings.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.