Davtonbug is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, staggering rhinoceros.

Davtonbug created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtonbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davtonbug, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Davtonbug's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Davtonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.