Banrakhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humane hamster.

Banrakhat created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Banrakhat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Banrakhat, she will turn you into a rat.

Banrakhat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Banrakhat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never look in ponds.