Bifbogjam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident wyvern.

Bifbogjam created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbogjam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifbogjam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bifbogjam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bifbogjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Bifbogjam first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Retreat if four otters approach from the west.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.