Dimfigdag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong crocodile.

Dimfigdag created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimfigdag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dimfigdag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dimfigdag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dimfigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed oranges to eagles while wearing orange corsets.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Dimfigdag on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.