Fadnullwit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unfair raven.

Fadnullwit created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Fadnullwit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadnullwit, she will destroy your home planet.

Fadnullwit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fadnullwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadnullwit.

3. You must love Fadnullwit.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.