Cipquafgen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent meerkat.

Cipquafgen created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipquafgen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cipquafgen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cipquafgen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cipquafgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never feed grapes to manatees while wearing purple rings.

5. Never look in ponds.