Padhintarg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured cow.

Padhintarg created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padhintarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padhintarg, she will not invite you to parties.

Padhintarg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Padhintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.