Somcetnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent human.

Somcetnurl created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Somcetnurl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Somcetnurl, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Somcetnurl's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Somcetnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bark.