Pangtipbap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental elephant.

Pangtipbap created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtipbap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangtipbap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pangtipbap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Pangtipbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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