Gamgemcunvon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing frog.

Gamgemcunvon created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamgemcunvon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gamgemcunvon, it will turn you into a mole.

Gamgemcunvon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gamgemcunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Hide if seven snails approach from the west.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.