Mabmipbid Mobbetstip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, temperamental shrew.

Mabmipbid Mobbetstip created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabmipbid Mobbetstip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabmipbid Mobbetstip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabmipbid Mobbetstip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mabmipbid Mobbetstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.