Yikgancar is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow penguin.

Yikgancar created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikgancar, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikgancar, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yikgancar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yikgancar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not take Yikgancar's name in vain.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never talk about stars.