Femlakmip is a god.
She takes the form of a large, annoying
toad.
Femlakmip created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Femlakmip, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Femlakmip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Femlakmip's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Femlakmip's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of gulls.
2. Always wear yellow.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always help otters.