Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, loving
centaur.
Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak, she will turn you into a frog.
Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak.
2. You must love Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Rulljenmad Danstafbafyak must be the most important thing in your life.