Nurbaftab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent crane.

Nurbaftab created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbaftab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurbaftab, she will be very sad.

Nurbaftab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nurbaftab's Holy Commandments

1. Nurbaftab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Nurbaftab's priests.