Rilbutkam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish spider.

Rilbutkam created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilbutkam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilbutkam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rilbutkam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rilbutkam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rilbutkam.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Do not take Rilbutkam's name in vain.
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