Begabrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent bat.

Begabrag created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begabrag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Begabrag, he will not care.

Begabrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Begabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Begabrag on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Begabrag.