Davmilarfarm is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered raven.

Davmilarfarm created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davmilarfarm, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Davmilarfarm, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Davmilarfarm's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Davmilarfarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near tapirs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.