Karxenmad Huddaplap is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, almighty
mink.
Karxenmad Huddaplap created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Karxenmad Huddaplap, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Karxenmad Huddaplap, it will turn you into a mole.
Karxenmad Huddaplap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Karxenmad Huddaplap's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
2. Never eat strawberries.
3. You must never eat lemons.
4. Do not eat figs.
5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.