Ponvegfab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow ferret.

Ponvegfab created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ponvegfab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ponvegfab, she will turn you into a slug.

Ponvegfab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ponvegfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ponvegfab.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.