Ponvegfab is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow
ferret.
Ponvegfab created the solar system seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Ponvegfab, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Ponvegfab, she will turn you into a slug.
Ponvegfab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Ponvegfab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ponvegfab.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.