Kippodzim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless hippopotamus.

Kippodzim created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kippodzim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kippodzim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kippodzim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kippodzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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