Fad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate finch.

Fad created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fad.

5. Never talk about galaxies.