Cansanwaparnfom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable squirrel.

Cansanwaparnfom created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cansanwaparnfom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cansanwaparnfom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cansanwaparnfom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cansanwaparnfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Hide from yellow hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.