Flatvagdabcathabkendad Titmitmap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish wolf.

Flatvagdabcathabkendad Titmitmap created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Flatvagdabcathabkendad Titmitmap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flatvagdabcathabkendad Titmitmap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flatvagdabcathabkendad Titmitmap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flatvagdabcathabkendad Titmitmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never look in ponds.