Ranjamzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever lizard.

Ranjamzog created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranjamzog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ranjamzog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ranjamzog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ranjamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ranjamzog on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ranjamzog.