Motdonteen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing weasel.

Motdonteen created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdonteen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motdonteen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motdonteen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Motdonteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.