Zanlensand is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced aardvark.

Zanlensand created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanlensand, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zanlensand, he will come to you in dreams.

Zanlensand's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zanlensand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six snakes approach from the south.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not take Zanlensand's name in vain.