Sinjanwip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented snail.

Sinjanwip created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinjanwip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sinjanwip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sinjanwip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sinjanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not take Sinjanwip's name in vain.

5. Never run in the presence of ants.