Fomflapsas is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Fomflapsas created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomflapsas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomflapsas, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fomflapsas' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fomflapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ants approach from the west.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.