Hudceplib Sathimjatquat Buntafvad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing cobra.

Hudceplib Sathimjatquat Buntafvad created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudceplib Sathimjatquat Buntafvad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudceplib Sathimjatquat Buntafvad, he will turn you into a plant.

Hudceplib Sathimjatquat Buntafvad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hudceplib Sathimjatquat Buntafvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never eat green fruit.